Thursday, June 22, 2006

Raghu Reports... on the Daily show


NDTV News : June 22nd 2006 :

Article 1: Beans prices soar in Chennai
(And we need to pay 250USD to watch an article on this!)

"I've bought beet root, carrot and turnip. I didn't buy beans," said Keerthika, a housewife.
How many Kilos each? comon, these guys dont report NEWS properly...

"Share prices are coming down. Vegetable prices are coming down," said Murugan, a vegetable seller.
Well said Mr Murugan, Air Deccan shares are going down, Beans is part of their cargo, i see the connection...

Article 2: Chicken makes a comeback in Hyderabad
(Chickens can, Ganguly cant, aah thats life!)

"I have come here from Delhi. Just ate the famous Hyderabadi biryani. I am also going to carry the biryani to Delhi," said a chicken lover.
Im sorry we cant say what "chicken lover"'s actual name his, hes on a visit to his chinna veedu/keep in Hyd, but hes very loyal, hes taking the same biryani to Delhi to his wife.

"I missed eating chicken for so many months. But now I am back with it," said another visitor.
another visitor?! pretty lucrative lady!

Article 3: Rising vegetable prices hit common man

"Peas used to be Rs 25 per kilo now it has become Rs 25 rupees for half kilo," said Sunil Kumar, a shopper.

"Our budget and planning have gone haywire," said a Nisha Modi, another consumer.
Half kilo peas vangara daugslam conzumeran! God save India!

What do you get from these article (taken from Thalaivar's Arunachalam) : eat beda/junk food... but...

Article 4: Chennai schools crackdown on junk food

The move comes in the wake of a government circular, which says colas, fries, chips and chocolates should be taken off the school canteens.

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2 comments:

H.S. said...

Is there really a ban on junk food in schools?:|

raghuram said...

Yes mam, there is, its headlines in Hindu too!